I am Zorg!
Yogi, was not very happy to have the cone on, back when he got desexed. He kept getting it caught on things and then he'd give us the death glare because he'd try to get to his stitches but couldn't. So, when he was giving those stares he (via me) would say "I am Zorg! You will obey me!"
One night Katt was laughing so hard she almost fell off the chair. I just wish I remembered what the punch line was. You can see by the look on his face he's trying to use jedi mind tricks or something.